Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Dear Beloved One (well that's kinda personal...),

Compliments of the season (i'm really not much of a cook) to you and other members of your family Based on your profile (you should see me at 3/4), l am happy to request for your assistance because i belive that you are not going to betrayed the trust which i am going to lay on you (well then, lay it on me!).

My name is Jennifa Robert Komo. 21 years old and the only daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs Robert Komo. My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet (attractive person, then...)-(a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days (and what about his nights?). It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on 12th.November 2005.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time, but God knows the truth! (you should ask him then!)
My mother died when I was just 4 years old, and since then my father took me so special (in like a "start up the Barry White music" sort of way?) . Before the death of my Father on November 12th 2005 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told her that he has the sum of (USD$2.5 000 000) Two, Million five hundred thousand dollars left in a metalic trunk trunk box (double your safety with a trunk trunk), wich he deposited in a Security Company here in abidjan, that he registered it as family valuable items for security reasons, he told the secretary that i should contact the Company for them to know me as his next of kin wich i have did as he instructed,
He also told the secretary that i should not let any of his relations to know about this because he was kiled by them and if they know about it, that they will do nothing but to kill me in other to take hold of every thing, He told her that i should seek for a foriegn partner abroad who will help me retreived the trunk box and also travel with him or her in other to continue my Education and also to start a Bussines relationship with the person, (um... wouldn't the obvious solution be the daughter and the secretary?)
My dear, this is why i have come incontact with you in order to help me retreive that trunk box from the Security Companys custody and send it direct to your country and also to make an arrangement for me on how i will come over to your country in other to continue my Education and also to go into bussines relationship with you hence i am still a child and i dont know any thing about bussines, i am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards and your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. (she is still a child, but knows how to hack and retrieve e-mails of strangers? wait, I thought she said she was 21! I am growing suspicious...)

Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can I completely trust you? No
2.Can you accept me as your own blood Sister? well, if we did THAT, then wouldn't I be one of those relatives you aren't supposed to trust?
3.What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you? all of it, Baby!

Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible with your full assurance that you will not disapoint me in this issue so that i can give you the contact of the Security Company where my late Father deposited that trunk box (ohhh this MUST be a scam... it's no longer a "trunk trunk box" but JUST a "Trunk box"!) for you to contact them on how the trunk box will be retreived from their custody and deliver to your country,

Thank you soo much for your understanding and may almighty God bless you and your Family to the Glory of Almighty Father Amen,
My sincere regards,
Miss Jennifa Robert Komo. and why does she have a dude's middle name?


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